Cock Puppets™

Sebastian is a small town boy who came to California with big dreams and ended up making a living getting rogered on camera ... which certainly doesn't make him unique. But, his brash, bitchy persona has made him a hit with men and boys alike.

He has dated Bernadette off and on, which has led to the other puppets dubbing her "Beardadette."

Featured in:
Episode One - Excuse Me, Miss
Episode Two - Terrorists Are Mean
Episode Three - Dear Lindsay Lohan

Other links:
Sebastian's MySpace page

EPISODE ONE
Excuse Me, Miss

Sebastian asks Cocker for advice about wooing the ladies. The wisdom he receives is startling ... and possibly unwise.

Co-starring Bernadette, Kitty, Stanky, Manu, and John Ritter.

Featuring the song "Excuse Me, Miss" by Bunkum Bros.

EPISODE TWO
Terrorists Are Mean

Sebastian shares his incendiary political views with Cocker. Meanwhile, an act of terrorism forces the puppet community to confront issues of racial and religious intolerance.

Co-starring Manu, Gary, Bernadette, Stanky, Special Agents Roper & Furley, Katie Couric, and a few surprise cameos!

Featuring the song "Terrorists Are Mean" by Bunkum Bros.

EPISODE THREE
Dear Lindsay Lohan

While Sebastian considers the curious polarity of his repulsion / fascination with female celebrities, Cocker dissects the fleeting nature of fame, quotes dead poets, and is revealed to be a controversial father figure.

Co-starring Gary, Lindsay Lohan, Bree, Manu, Special Agents Roper & Furley, Stanky, and Dakota Fanning!

Featuring the song "Dear Lindsay Lohan" by Bunkum Bros.

PROMO
LonelySock15

The original Cock Puppets promo in which Sebastian and Cocker sample some of the internet's finest programming.

Featuring Bree as LonelySock15, with a brief appearance by Stanky.

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